An ode to Jason Statham

O Jason Statham, you are so beautiful

Whether it's in The Italian Job as Handsome Rob

Or Frank in the Transporter 2,

I'll go see your movies despite your acting non-skills

Just to see you drive a car and save the world.

Not my best work, but I think it gets the point across. If you're not looking for anything cerebral, check out Transporter 1 or 2, or Crank. If you want something a little more witty, check out The Italian Job.

Now, out of my fantasy world and back to work.

-Laur